Only the "Seaside Beat" is real.

Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside extended player 7" available very soon.

Watch this space, this will be available very soon. 

Cream carpet is Punk, get the hoover out gammy leg.

Distro stock

Generally I don't don't distribute much at all but I couldn't resist stocking a couple of new items, the Hardcore Anachronistic Assembly Fanzine which contains writers from all over the world and the SUN CHILDREN SUN 7", which in case you didn't know is a crazy bonkers Japanese band which you know you need.

Thanks to all involved in Scumfest, the highlights for me where two bands that played on the Saturday namely THISCLOSE and CONTORT and of course catching up with friends.

Soon
Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside 7" extended player.
Later
People- 2nd LP.

News May 2013

The big new here at Noise Punk H.Q. is that People (Japan) will be visiting England at the end of the year/early 2014 for just a few gigs. It's the first time the band has played outside of Japan and it's likely to be the last thing the current line-up of the band will do. I hope that the Vinyl pressing of the Ausentic Oral Communication album will be out by the time of the tour.
The Pistol Joke 7" is sold out, as I said before if there is a demand I will make a 2nd pressing.
The Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside Extended Player 7"/Postcard Set will be released in June, a one off pressing of 400 copies on Transparent/White vinyl.
The Wankys has two upcoming gigs.
Friday 24th May, Boston Dome, London.
Friday 5th July, Leeds.
Saturday 27th July, Ipswich.
That's all for now.

Noise Punk on Soundcloud

I have created a page on Soundcloud where you can listen/download some songs from Noise Punk Records catalogue.
https://soundcloud.com/noise-punk-records

Pistol Joke- We Just Shit ep

Hello I'm back from tour and this is now available for mailorder, just 290 copies pressed on Mustard coloured vinyl. Don't panic by the small quantity pressed because if there is a demand I will do a 2nd pressing.
Damage is GB£4.20 plus postage, as usual my contact is wankys@hotmail.co.uk

The following distributors/shops have copies on the way (i'll update this list)
U.K. Imminent Destruction, Viral Age, Opiate, Inflammable Material.
Finland. Nightstick Justice.
Japan, Answer, Base, Punk & Destroy.
USA. Soap and Spikes, Nightmare Reality Records, Distort Reality, Velted Regnub.
Germany. Crucificados Pelo Systema.
Sweden. Blindead.
Holland. Bong.

Record SHIT Day.

In celebration of “Record Shit Day” Noise Punk Records are pleased to announce the release of the Pistol Joke- We Just Shit 7” ep (Noise Punk 007). 5 songs of drunken Japanese noise punk, sounding somewhere between Chaos UK Burning Britain ep and Gai Extermination ep. If you don’t know those records then you need to wake up and smell the shit. I’m off on tour so contact me next week if you want copies or come and see The Wankys in Scotland this weekend.

The very last of more noise issue 10.

As it unfortunately is, if people don’t know facts then it’s often quite easy for them to make something up, sometimes it has some bearing to reality, though quite often it is somebody’s wank fantasy. Tony G has addressed the issue of disinformation surrounding bands like Sieg Heil, Gai, Swankys, Confuse etc. and what we have here with More Noise issue 10 is a research project based around the history of Kyushu noise punk. Though Tony has decided not to add his own thoughts during this issue (though his line of questioning expresses this to an extent) he has let the bands do the talking. Lots of re-printed stuff from Japanese language DOLL Magazine which have of course been translated into English, as well as recent interviews with our friend Passy (Confuse) and a further hilarious interview with Watch (Swankys). The only negative is that for reasons unknown Tony decided not to print the interview that he did with a member of Kuro from a few years ago. For those with a passing interest in the afore mentioned bands this fanzine is probably not for you, for obsessives like myself this is a modern day bible.

Available from you favourite Punk Rock Emporium.

A reminder that we are in Scotland this weekend

Friday 19^th April  13^th Note Café, Glasgow with Thisclose, Sufferinfuck and Corrupted Humanity and Happy Spastics. £5 on the door.

Saturday 20^th April,  Banshee Labrinth, Edinburgh at 9pm. With Happy Spastics and Thisclose, £5 on the door.

Pistol Joke preview

You just shit.

Upcoming gigs.

Hard to believe that it’s midway through March and The Wankys have not played any gigs so far this year. We have a few lined up over the next couple of months including a weekend in Scotland and playing on day one of this years Scumfest in London, which is apparently a benefit gig to donate free soap to selected members of the audience.

Dates

Friday 19^th April  13^th Note Café, Glasgow with Thisclose, Sufferinfuck and Corrupted Humanity £5 on the door.

Saturday 20^th April,  Banshee Labrinth, Edinburgh at 9pm. With Happy Spastics and Thisclose, £5 on the door.

Friday 24^th May, The Boston Dome, London (as part of Scumfest), further details to follow.

Remember if you want us to play in your city then contact us at  wankys@hotmail.co.uk and we’ll see f we can sort something out.

Next on Noise Punk Records is the Pistol Joke 7”.