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Saturday, 7 December 2013

People tour dates

Sun 29th Dec- ???
Mon 30th Dec - Power Lunches, 446 Kingsland Rd, London E8 4AE
Tue 31st Dec- The Lughole, 160 Arundel Street, Sheffield, S1 4RE
Wed 1st Jan- Stuck on a Name, Roden House, Rodan Street, Nottingham, NG3 1HJ
Thu 2nd Jan - Maguire's Pizza Bar, 77 Renshaw Street, Liverpool, L1 2SJ
Fri 3rd Jan –The Fox & Newt, 9 Burley Street, Leeds, SL3 1LD

Monday, 2 December 2013


No mailorder for a while (Disorder LP's are here, waiting on other stuff).

People U.K. tour dates to follow shortly.

Monday, 11 November 2013

People re-press  

Out now is the repress of the People- Ausentic Oral Communication LP, this time on purple vinyl with a full colour pro-printed A3 poster for their upcoming UK tour and of course the lyric sheet/thanks list from the 1st pressing. Talking of which a few distributors still have copies of the 1st pressing; Soap and Spikes (USA),  Bong/NFL (Holland) and Viral Age (UK). Individual copies of the re-press are available from myself for £8 plus postage and Wholesale is through Noise Punk Records and La Vida Es Un Mus.

It’s the first time one of my releases has had the demand for a 2nd pressing, which I’m particularly pleased about and am hoping that they will sell. You may not be aware but People are probably the best contemporary punk band and people (no pun intended)  who live in the UK are fortunate enough to be able to see the band as they are touring the here in December 2013/January 2014. I also call on all Europeans with impeccable taste in Punk Rock to invade the shores of the UK in support of People. It’s the last time this line-up of the band will be doing anything so don’t miss this opportunity! Tour dates to follow soon.

Other news is the Wankys- Still Love the Noise 7” ep is still available for both individual sales and wholesale. The band are not gigging right now but have been busy (as a two piece) writing new material for our upcoming split 12” with Chaos Channel.

Noise Punk Records will be distributing the Lotus Fucker/ Exit Hippies split LP in Europe and I will also have and the new Chaos Channel 7, Nekromantiker LP and the Disorder- Distort Bristol LP in the distro. Watch this space

Sunday, 13 October 2013

A look at PEOPLE.

This review come from the Trakmarx blogspot, which is ran by a guy called Jean Encoule, who's involvement in Punk Rock and music journalism goes right back to the early days of punk. It is so cool that he is still super excited by contemporary music and is yet one more person who realizes that the band PEOPLE are one of the best bands going right now. Check out his blogspot and  Internet based fanzine, especially the Gary Moloney interview. I should take this opportunity to mention that the 2nd pressing of the People LP will be here very soon.

If there’s anything approaching a cult band left on this planet in the age of interweb intrusion, it’s People – residents of Oita City, Kyushu Island, Japan. People have existed in one form or another since 2007, releasing one seven inch, a clutch of cassettes and CDRs, and two vinyl LPs.

The first of those LPs – ‘Fairy Tale’ – was a pressing of the band’s legendary demo tape of the same name on Damaging Noise Records – a label widely regarded as rather dodgy, to say the least. This value-judgement was seemingly upheld by the b-side to the vinyl pressing of ‘Fairy Tale’, a barely credible sub-aqua rehearsal tape session that should have been left on the cutting room floor. There are multiple twists and turns to this tale, as any student of People will attest, but, to cut a long story short, People are back, with a new line up, a new record, and a new label: Mr Wanky’s Noisepunk Records.

Entitled ‘Ausentic Oral Communication’ – the sophomore People album is an entirely different beast to ‘Fairy Tale’. If the latter was ‘Very Best Of Hero’ era Swankys worship, the new record mines ‘Never Can Eat Swank Dinner’. Gone is much of the distortion that flooded ‘Fairy Tale’, replaced with a rock’n’roll clarity that allows licks to burst forth from subdued fuzz in an altogether more garage approach. You’ll still find the odd Pistols riff lurking around, you may even hear a Tenpole Tudor reference or two, but you won’t hear any recycled PiL bass lines this time out. In other news, the vocals are more nuanced, the overall vibe more swing than swagger.

Pressed on highlighter yellow vinyl, and packaged with at least one eye on continuity from the artwork to ‘Fairy Tale’, ‘Ausentic Oral Communication’ is eminently flipable, and, like all of what has come before it in this column, has rarely hit the deck with out a rapid rewind. Mr Wanky assures us People are coming to the UK to play shows sometime in the near future, and, being a man of honour, as well as a thoroughly decent chap, I have no reason to doubt him on that score.

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Some reviews of Noise Punk releases from MRR.

Of course if you don't know about MRR you should check out their website, or even better buy a copy of the magazine. Or pick a copy up at our wedding.

Monday, 2 September 2013

The Wankys- Still Love The Noise ep

New release on R.T.P. records, individual copies are GB£4 plus postage, wholesale available from Noise Punk Records.
The usual contact
4 song ep, 3 new and a re-recording of "please for fuck me", piss yellow vinyl, 300 copies.

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Sold Out.

The People LP is more than sold out from me, please pick a copy up from a distributor/shop. Thanks.

Monday, 22 July 2013


People- Ausentic Oral Communication 12” LP
Out now, available directly from Noise Punk Records, GB£8 each plus postage and paypal costs. 1st pressing 300 copies on highligher yellow vinyl with a colour cover and two inserts. High energy rock’n’roll noise punk. In a league of their own, the missing link between London 1976 and Kyushu 1984. Tomorrows classic album for today's punks rocker.

I have a few copies left for Wholesale.

USA, wholesale is available from Soap and Spikes Distro
You can also by individual copies from them

This item is of course still available from my usual distributors/record shops.

Other Noise Punk release that are still available, please click on the merchandise tag. 

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Out very soon.

Everything is now here for the PEOPLE- Ausentic Oral Communication LP. 300 copies pressed on highlighter yellow, full colour cover and two inserts. This will be available for wholesale and direct mailorder in about a week or so, watch this space. Don't bug me with e-mails, thanks.

Formby Channel- saucy seaside extended player 7" now available in the USA.

SPHC now have their copies for sale (also wholesale). please contact them at

Sunday, 2 June 2013

Formby Channel-Saucy Seaside extended player 7"/postcard set

Is now available from Noise Punk Records, £4 plus postage. Wholesale available. Please note US customers/shops this release will be distributes by S.P.H.C. so please contact them about it in a few weeks time when they are back from tour.
You can also get the ep from our usual distributors.

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside extended player 7" available very soon.

Watch this space, this will be available very soon. 
Cream carpet is Punk, get the hoover out gammy leg.

Monday, 27 May 2013

Distro stock

Generally I don't don't distribute much at all but I couldn't resist stocking a couple of new items, the Hardcore Anachronistic Assembly Fanzine which contains writers from all over the world and the SUN CHILDREN SUN 7", which in case you didn't know is a crazy bonkers Japanese band which you know you need.

Thanks to all involved in Scumfest, the highlights for me where two bands that played on the Saturday namely THISCLOSE and CONTORT and of course catching up with friends.

Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside 7" extended player.
People- 2nd LP.

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

News May 2013

The big new here at Noise Punk H.Q. is that People (Japan) will be visiting England at the end of the year/early 2014 for just a few gigs. It's the first time the band has played outside of Japan and it's likely to be the last thing the current line-up of the band will do. I hope that the Vinyl pressing of the Ausentic Oral Communication album will be out by the time of the tour.
The Pistol Joke 7" is sold out, as I said before if there is a demand I will make a 2nd pressing.
The Formby Channel- Saucy Seaside Extended Player 7"/Postcard Set will be released in June, a one off pressing of 400 copies on Transparent/White vinyl.
The Wankys has two upcoming gigs.
Friday 24th May, Boston Dome, London.
Friday 5th July, Leeds.
Saturday 27th July, Ipswich.
That's all for now.

Monday, 13 May 2013

Noise Punk on Soundcloud

I have created a page on Soundcloud where you can listen/download some songs from Noise Punk Records catalogue.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Pistol Joke- We Just Shit ep

Hello I'm back from tour and this is now available for mailorder, just 290 copies pressed on Mustard coloured vinyl. Don't panic by the small quantity pressed because if there is a demand I will do a 2nd pressing.
Damage is GB£4.20 plus postage, as usual my contact is

The following distributors/shops have copies on the way (i'll update this list)
U.K. Imminent Destruction, Viral Age, Opiate, Inflammable Material.
Finland. Nightstick Justice.
Japan, Answer, Base, Punk & Destroy.
USA. Soap and Spikes, Nightmare Reality Records, Distort Reality, Velted Regnub.
Germany. Crucificados Pelo Systema.
Sweden. Blindead.
Holland. Bong.

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Record SHIT Day.

In celebration of “Record Shit Day” Noise Punk Records are pleased to announce the release of the Pistol Joke- We Just Shit 7” ep (Noise Punk 007). 5 songs of drunken Japanese noise punk, sounding somewhere between Chaos UK Burning Britain ep and Gai Extermination ep. If you don’t know those records then you need to wake up and smell the shit. I’m off on tour so contact me next week if you want copies or come and see The Wankys in Scotland this weekend.

Monday, 15 April 2013

The very last of more noise issue 10.

As it unfortunately is, if people don’t know facts then it’s often quite easy for them to make something up, sometimes it has some bearing to reality, though quite often it is somebody’s wank fantasy. Tony G has addressed the issue of disinformation surrounding bands like Sieg Heil, Gai, Swankys, Confuse etc. and what we have here with More Noise issue 10 is a research project based around the history of Kyushu noise punk. Though Tony has decided not to add his own thoughts during this issue (though his line of questioning expresses this to an extent) he has let the bands do the talking. Lots of re-printed stuff from Japanese language DOLL Magazine which have of course been translated into English, as well as recent interviews with our friend Passy (Confuse) and a further hilarious interview with Watch (Swankys). The only negative is that for reasons unknown Tony decided not to print the interview that he did with a member of Kuro from a few years ago. For those with a passing interest in the afore mentioned bands this fanzine is probably not for you, for obsessives like myself this is a modern day bible.

Available from you favourite Punk Rock Emporium.

A reminder that we are in Scotland this weekend
Friday 19th April  13th Note Café, Glasgow with Thisclose, Sufferinfuck and Corrupted Humanity and Happy Spastics. £5 on the door.
Saturday 20th April,  Banshee Labrinth, Edinburgh at 9pm. With Happy Spastics and Thisclose, £5 on the door.

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Upcoming gigs.

Hard to believe that it’s midway through March and The Wankys have not played any gigs so far this year. We have a few lined up over the next couple of months including a weekend in Scotland and playing on day one of this years Scumfest in London, which is apparently a benefit gig to donate free soap to selected members of the audience.

Friday 19th April  13th Note Café, Glasgow with Thisclose, Sufferinfuck and Corrupted Humanity £5 on the door.
Saturday 20th April,  Banshee Labrinth, Edinburgh at 9pm. With Happy Spastics and Thisclose, £5 on the door.
Friday 24th May, The Boston Dome, London (as part of Scumfest), further details to follow.

Remember if you want us to play in your city then contact us at and we’ll see f we can sort something out.

Next on Noise Punk Records is the Pistol Joke 7”.

Monday, 25 February 2013

Patches available in USA and Japan

In anyone wants any patches and don't want to order from the UK then please order from
Soap and Spikes (USA)
Record Shop Base (Japan)

Coming soon Pistol Joke 7"

Monday, 18 February 2013

Knock One Out LP back in stock

Just got a restock of The Wankys- Knock One Out LP, available on Black or Purple vinyl, I also have copies of the 2nd Lotus Fucker album, £7 each, still available the very posh embroidered The Wankys patches, £3 each.

Monday, 4 February 2013


It is without question cheaper to get our stuff from a record distributor in your country, so if you are after The Wankys- knock one out LP or the Who Killed Spikey Jacket 12" you can order from the following European Distributors

inflammable material
viral age






Wankys albums currently sold out from us (working on getting more copies). WKSJ? still available.

Noise Punk 007 Pistol Joke 7" ep, the next few months.
Noise Punk 006 People 2nd LP....??????
I'll slow things down after these releases due to being busy with other stuff.

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Free Stuff

I forgot to mention we have free stuff available for anyone placing an order, stickers, badges and patches (not the posh embroidered ones), just ask.

Monday, 14 January 2013

Lots of goodies in today

First off I have got the copies of the who Killed Spikey Jacket? 12” and the Wankys Knock One Out LP. The Who Killed Spikey Jacket is availabe on LTD black vinyl with armband OR not ltd Pink vinyl without armband, all direct mailorder copies will come with a bonus free gift.  Knock One Out is also available on black vinyl (purple vinyl is gone).

Additionally we have some rather excellent and very high quality embroidered patches available on piss yellow, vomit green or cum white. The cum white come on either felt or faux leather.
We also have a bunch of vinyl sticker available.

Prices (not including postage)

Who Killed Spikey jacket 12” GB£9
The Wankys-Knock One Out LP GB£7
Embriodered patch GB£3
Sticker GB£0.50 each

I should also mention that I have copies of the rather excellent new Lotus Fucker 12” as well as the UK vinyl pressing of the Chaos Channel LP, GB£8 each.

If interested then email me at

Monday, 7 January 2013

Happy New Year

Okay I have a few distro items in stock, check the merchandise page for details. A lot of stuff is very limited. If anyone wants anything then let me know and I'll put it to one side for you.

The Who Killed Spikey Jacket? 12" vinyl is here and I'm just waiting on the covers and inserts, so please be patient and watch this space. No idea whats going on with The Wankys vinyl but hopefully it won't be too long.

I am expecting delivery of some quite special The Wankys merchandise.

If people want to order stuff then why not ask your friends if they are after anything and save on postage costs, makes sense.

Cheers and expect a new update very soon.

People are doing end of year lists so i though I'd mention 12 of the best bands I saw in the past 12 months (in no order).

Thisclose, Great fun, gravecharge
Schizophazia, C.R.A.Z.E. terrible records but amazing live.
Warhead, Destroyers of ears.
Chaos Destroy, great set in Baltimore, new songs, new style
Chaos Channel, where do I start, the greatest.
Some crazy band in Pittsburgh, forgot the name, they were terrible...and great.
Cider, now seeing them on their home turf, with a bassist, with their all makes sense.
Krokodil, N.W.O.B.C.
The Love Triangle, 1st time I heard them, great catchy songs.
Sufferinfuck, bloddy hell.
Lotus Fucker, Edinburgh, what a sound!