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Tuesday, 16 December 2014

News and distro stock.

The latest news in the Wankys camp is that we are recording some new material for the Noise Punk Records comp 12" and are planning some tours for 2015. It looks like we will be in Scandinavia in June and then we will be embarking on our 4th trip to North America in August/September. Watch this space for details as we get nearer the time.

I have some releases from Pogo 77 records from Japan, the latest 7" by everybody's favourite Pogo band TOM and the BOOT BOYS, the rather excellent Punk Revelation CD by POGO MACHINE and I had to get restocks of the outstanding comp CD THE PUNKS AND SKINS ARE FUCKIN' WALKING DOWN THE STREET. Also in stock is the SETE STAR SEPT/LOTUS FUCKER split 7" from our friends SPHC. Click on the merchandise tab for details.

That time of year is coming so once again Merry Fucking Christmas.

Sunday, 14 September 2014


I have a pile of these here, SOLD OUT.

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

New items for sale.

Hello, I have a bunch of new items in for distro from Pogo 77 Records from Japan, the label is owned by the wonderful Nori from Tom and Boot Boys, he’s the bloke who likes to get naked at gigs in Japan. Anyway if you want anything shoot me an e-mail to and I’ll sort out a way to get the items to you as cheaply as possible
V/A- PUNKS AND SKINS ARE FUCKIN'WALKING DOWN THE STREET CD £7 Great comp including Tom and Boot Boys, Laukaus, Kruw, Persevere, Shit Faced. Impulsive etc. 20 bands, 20 songs. Last copies of this comp.
THE DISCOCKS- Don’t Be Foooled…CD £7 Ctachy UK82 style punk album from 2006, could have came out on Beat The System Records in 1982.
LAUKAUS- CDEP £5, Mini CD of the amazing Finnish influenced punk Schizophrenia must have got a lot of influence from these.
PUNK AS FUCK DVD x 5 £7, Absolutely amazing multi-camera pro sound DVD that only the Japanese seem to make. I picked this up when it was first released and must have cost me about £20. Featuring TOM&BOOTBOYS, THE AVOIDED, EXTINCT GOVERNMENT, OrdER, F.I.N.A.L., LIFE, ABRAHAM CROSS, IMPULSIVE, LAUKAUS, CONTRAST ATTITUDE, LITTLE BASTARDS, THE DISCLAPTIES, THE BASEMENTS, NO EVACUATIONS and SIGN OF LIFE.
BEER BELLY- Super Nonsense Pogo Attack 7” EP £5. Great ep from one of my favourite new Japanese bands. This band makes me happy, they want to make me drink beer.
DISCOCKS- Demo 91 7” EP £5. Great demo, great ep, raw and snotty punk rock, I got the last copies of this from Pogo 77.
CENTIPEDE- Double 7” ep £8 Great new (ish) band featuring member of ADDICTION. Shit-kicking 70’s style punk rock mixed with UK82 style punk housed ina rather swanky gatefold 7” cover.
Also in stock.
BROKEN BRAINS S/T 7” EP £4, Japanese style hardcore from this Scottish band with GISM-esque vocals. KILLER.

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Restocks available

I have got some restocks of earlier TheWankys releases available while they last.
THE WANKYS- The Very Best of Hero LP (pink vinyl) £7
THE WANKYS- The Very Best of Hero LP (US tour Edition cover on pink vinyl) £6.50
THE WANKYS- Weapons of Musical Destruction 8"/fanzine £5
Coming soon a bunch of stuff from Pogo 77 Records from Japan.

Monday, 21 July 2014

Dublin, Touring, London and compilation 12"/LP

Thanks to all involved in Wee Fest on the Isle of Cumbrae, it was a lot of fun.

Our next gig is in Dublin next Saturday (26/07/14) at Seomra Sparoi Social Club, 10 Belvedere Court,  Dublin 1. The gig will be with Thisclose, Droppin Bombs and Live Fast Die, 10euro entrance fee.

We are putting together some dates for a tour in Europe for March/April 2015 so if you want us to play in your City please contact

Our next England is set for 20/12/14 in London, again with our friends Thisclose.

The next release on Noise Punk Records will be a compilation 12"/LP. If I want your band to be on the comp then I will contact you, please do not send me a link to some mp3's of your noise crust band.

Monday, 16 June 2014

The Wankys on bandcamp

We have uploaded a bunch of The Wankys sold out vinyls to bandcamp. £2 a pop, much cheaper than buying a second hand record from ebay. Any money raised will assist the band to continue recording and touring.

Out Now Thisclose 7", GB£4 plus postage.

Who Killed Spikey Jacket 7" records on the way for distribution in the U.K.

The next Wankys gigs are Saturday Saturday 19th July at Wee Fest on the Isle of Cumbrea, Scotland, then Saturday 26th July in Dublin. Both gigs with our mates Thisclose.

Monday, 9 June 2014

Thisclose, Who Killed Spikey Jacket? and Sad Boys new releases.

THISCLOSE- The Price We Pay 7” ep (Noise Punk 009) £4
V/A - "Wish You Were Beer!" postcard flexi with Who Killed Spikey Jacket? and Sad Boys £4

Also available
PEOPLE- Ausentic Oral Communication LP ( Purple vinyl with poster) £8
THE WANKYS- Noise Punk Live Hero swindle LP £7
FORMBY CHANNEL- The Inimitable 7" ep (BLUE VINYL) £3.50
FORMBY CHANNEL- Saucy Seaside extended player 7" (CLEAR VINYL) and postcard set £4
THE WANKYS- Still Love The Noise 7" EP £4
THE WANKYS- Knock One Out LP £7
THE WANKYS- Noise Punk Live Hero swindle LP £7
THE WANKYS- Weapons of Musical Destruction 8"/Booklet £7 restock
THE WANKYS- Knock One Out CD £5
THE WANKYS- Weapons of Musical Destruction CD/DVD (contains Weapons 8”, Lost 7”, Split LP songs , Split 8” lathe songs Plus Bonus DVD ) £6
THE WANKYS- American Wank CD (Weapons 8”, Lost 7”, Split LP songs, Hero LP and Noise Punk 7”) £5
THE WANKYS embroidered patch (yellow, white or green) £3
FRENZY- Noisey Trouble ep £4.50
HUMAN POWER- Human Power? 7” £3
CHAOSCHANNEL-  (magic bullet) that works to feed the pig ep £4.50
DISORDER- Distort Bristol LP £10
NU-KLE-ER BLAST SUNTAN- Arms of Static 7" ep (free with any other order).
RIPPING THRASH FANZINE issue 29 £1, (agathocles, catheter, nu pogodi, dysmorfic etc)
ATTACK EPILEPTICA- Convulsoes & Disturbios Consciencia CD £5
V.A.- 4 way comp C.D.£3. with Loser X, Circle Flex, Hit Me Back, The Sprouts, Japanese fastcore on Hardcore Kitchen
The Futures CD £3, Japanese Fastcore on Hardcore Kitchen
Hollywood Massage Vibration-  Hangover Man Vomited CD £3, off the wall crazy stuff on Hardcore Kitchen

Please note prices don't include postage.
please be patient.

Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Coming soon

THISCLOSE- The Price We Pay 7” ep (Noise Punk 009)
Hot on the heels of their debut full length album and recorded as part of the same session as “one foot in the grave” comes a new devastating 7” by the mighty Thisclose. On two of the songs the band take an “Ignorance/The More I See” approach to their songwriting whilst the final song sounds like it could have been on the b side of an early Discharge ep, all with an amazing powerful "Hear Nothing" like production courtesy of Tommy “Clay” Duffin. The icing on this punk rock platter is without question the unique vocal style of Rodney Shades, loved by many, loathed by even more, Thisclose is not a band people feel indifferent about. Whilst stylistically this is not really fitting with other Noise Punk releases, MrWanky could not miss an opportunity to release something by his favourite British band. 300 copies, white vinyl, stickers, heavy duty card cover and a free plastic bag.

FUCKER007: v/a - "Wish You Were Beer!" postcard flexi
Who Killed Spikey Jacket? and NYC's Sad Boys contribute one unreleased track each of beer-fueled Pogo Punk to this unique flexi release. Sad Boys bring you their trademarked Noise Pogo you know and love and WKSJ? bring you sing-a-long Pogo with a nod to the classics with "Beer Stormtrooper". The record itself is a 5x7, full-color mailable postcard with the grooves of the record actually cut into the laminate. The back side of the record is a blank cardstock postcard with a writable surface, handstamped by Noise Punk Records, who are exclusively distributing this release in the UK and Europe, please note we only have 50 copies.
Limited to: 500 Worldwide


Tuesday, 18 March 2014

General Speech Vol.6

Noise Punk Records (and our recent releases) got a really good write up in the latest issues of General Speech Fanzine, which you can obtain from and possibly LVEUM in the U.K.

Other news is that I have copies of the Nu-kle-er Blast Suntan- Arms of Static 7" ep available for free (with any other order) or £1 plus postage when ordering alone. I have one new release that I'm working on right now, more details to follow.

Thursday, 23 January 2014

The Wankys gigs Spring and Summer 2014

The Wankys are pleased to announce that we have not only found a new bass player but will be back gigging/touring from Spring 2014. We’ll be starting off with some gigs in England, then we’ll be off to Canada, followed by a trip Scotland including a stop off in Sheffield on the way.

Friday 11th April, London, England at the Grosvenor with Thisclose, Paranoid, I Like Bugs and Blatoidea. £5 on the door.
Saturday 12th April, Leeds, England at The Wharf Chambers with Thisclose, Paranoid, Skiplickers, I Like Bugs and Endless Grinning Sculls
Saturday 3rd May, Ottawa, Canada at Bleak Life Fest at House of Targ.
Friday 9th May, Toronto, Canada at S.H.I.B.G.B's with Silent Order.
Saturday 10th May, Montreal, Canada at the Catacombs, with Silent Order.
Saturday 19th July, Wee Fest, Isle of Cumbrae, Scotland.
Saturday 26th July, Dublin, Ireland.

If you would like us to play in your City/Country then drop us a line and we’ll see what we might be able to sort out. Contact is as usual