Free Stuff

I forgot to mention we have free stuff available for anyone placing an order, stickers, badges and patches (not the posh embroidered ones), just ask.

Lots of goodies in today

First off I have got the copies of the who Killed Spikey Jacket? 12” and the Wankys Knock One Out LP. The Who Killed Spikey Jacket is availabe on LTD black vinyl with armband OR not ltd Pink vinyl without armband, all direct mailorder copies will come with a bonus free gift.  Knock One Out is also available on black vinyl (purple vinyl is gone).


Additionally we have some rather excellent and very high quality embroidered patches available on piss yellow, vomit green or cum white. The cum white come on either felt or faux leather.

We also have a bunch of vinyl sticker available.

Prices (not including postage)

Who Killed Spikey jacket 12” GB£9
The Wankys-Knock One Out LP GB£7
Embriodered patch GB£3
Sticker GB£0.50 each

I should also mention that I have copies of the rather excellent new Lotus Fucker 12” as well as the UK vinyl pressing of the Chaos Channel LP, GB£8 each.

If interested then email me at wankys@hotmail.co.uk

Happy New Year

Okay I have a few distro items in stock, check the merchandise page for details. A lot of stuff is very limited. If anyone wants anything then let me know and I'll put it to one side for you.

The Who Killed Spikey Jacket? 12" vinyl is here and I'm just waiting on the covers and inserts, so please be patient and watch this space. No idea whats going on with The Wankys vinyl but hopefully it won't be too long.

I am expecting delivery of some quite special The Wankys merchandise.

If people want to order stuff then why not ask your friends if they are after anything and save on postage costs, makes sense.

Cheers and expect a new update very soon.

People are doing end of year lists so i though I'd mention 12 of the best bands I saw in the past 12 months (in no order).

Thisclose, Great fun, gravecharge
Theiving Bastards, FUN FUN FUN, SMILE SMILE SMILE.
Schizophazia, C.R.A.Z.E. terrible records but amazing live.
Warhead, Destroyers of ears.
Chaos Destroy, great set in Baltimore, new songs, new style
Chaos Channel, where do I start, the greatest.
Some crazy band in Pittsburgh, forgot the name, they were terrible...and great.
Cider, now seeing them on their home turf, with a bassist, with their equipment...it all makes sense.
Krokodil, N.W.O.B.C.
The Love Triangle, 1st time I heard them, great catchy songs.
Sufferinfuck, bloddy hell.
Lotus Fucker, Edinburgh, what a sound!

No Apologies

There are delays with the WKSJ? 12" and The Wankys LP. I offer no apologies for the delays as they are not my fault, please stop sending me e-mails asking about the releases, they'll be here when they are here and I'll post on here. In the meantime Who Killed Santa?

Next

WHO KILLED SPIKEY JACKET? ST Maxi 12" EP (Total Fucker Records)
THE WANKYS- Knock One Out LP/Game (S.P.H.C. Records)
Both with exclusive distribution by Noise Punk Records in the U.K. and Europe, due sometime soon. Distributors get in touch if interested in wholesale.
The Wankys next gig is in Leicester on Saturday December 22nd supporting Discharge at Lock 42, tickets are £10 in advance. This is our 1st Leicester gig in 21 months.

Static Shock Weekend

This starts today, The Wankys will play tomorrow (Saturday) and will have limited quantities of our new album (test pressings) available only from this gig .

We survived the U.S.A. big thanks to Dan and all involved in making this happen.  Apologies to all that saw us at the first 5 or so gigs where we suffered from equipment problems, hopefully it didn't spoil your fun.

The Wankys/Chaos Channel US tour November 2012

We not totally sure of all the details of this tour but this is what we believe is happening.
With MERCILESS GAME
8 (Thur): Richmond, VA at strange matter with Zyanose (Japan) Truncheans, Disable, Pissheads, Violent Party, Orgasm
9 (Fri): Philadelphia PA at Cloud City, Nightfall, Bad Energy.
10 (sat): Bethlehem PA at secret art space
11 (sun): Columbus OH at 15th House with Future Shock
12 (Mon): Grand Rapids MI at Videodrome
13 (Tue): Detroit MI at Jumbos with Cabbage Heads
14 (Wed): Cleveland OH at Now That's Class with Cider and Hysteria
15 (Thur): Pittsburgh PA at Kopecs
with LOTUS FUCKER
16 (Fri): New Brunswick, NJ at The Alamo with Bible Thumper and Ugly Parts
17 (sat): Boston, MA with Outciders
18 (sun): New York, NY at the Acheron with Nomad
20 (tue): Baltimore at Club K with Belgrado (Spain) and Chaos Destroy.

Lotus Fucker in the U.K. (well Scotland and England)

Nottingham (below)

London

Manchester

Edinburgh

Knock One Out is OUT

Yes we got our copies now and it looks and sounds GREAT, Cheers to Comet who released it and No6 and Uno for the amazing artwork/package. 15 songs in total including the three songs from the recently released and sold out Poundland 7" (two of which are exclusive to this release).

If you live in Japan please order it from Harcore Kitchen or your local record shop.
Prices for everyone else
UK GB£7
Europe GB£9
Rest of the World GB£10
All prices are postpaid. Paypal payment to wankys@hotmail.co.uk
Get in touch if you are interested in wholsale for your distro/shop and if you do a fanzine or radio station contact us for a promo copy.

Please For Fuck Me Flexi.

Just got some "deadstock" copies of our flexi (without the fanzine), free with any LP order or £2 plus postage. Free download from here http://www.sendspace.com/file/ue2qe9