Noise Punk 003 Formby Channel ep

Just got the test pressing for this one, sounds GREAT! Should be out in a month or so. Oh Donkey Daaaaaaaannnn.

I Kill Fucker

The Jarko shirts seem a bit on the small size, so here are the sizes from arm pit to arm pit, small 42cm, medium 49cm, large 53cm, extra large 58cm.

Swindle side 2

Swindle

Uploaded to youtube video for you to have a listen to the live album.

Noise Punk 002 The Wankys- Noise Punk Live Hero Swindle LP out now

Yesterday I collected this beauty and was left with a mixture of elation and disappointment.

Elation due to the way the cover had turned out (GREAT) and disappointment as approximately 1/6th of the albums were in such poor condition because of the way they were packaged that they are unsellable. Something I will chase up with the pressing plant/agent, but that is another story.
So I have spent the day preparing packages for the 200 copies that will be distributed around the world, in Japan try the usual shops, USA Rescued from Life, Feral Ward, Katorga Works and S.P.H.C., Scandinavia try Kjell's distro and Germany Crucificados. Within the next few days I'll be doing direct mailorder on this as well as a whole bunch of Wankys stuff (just waiting on delivery of "who killed jarco" shirts) including the infamous bottle openers and key rings. In the meantime i'll try and upload this recording to give you a listen.

The Wankys- Noise Punk ep

Somebody uploaded the songs from our début ep to youtube. I have a handful of the vinyl's left if anyone wants one.

Please For Fuck Me Flexi

The Wankys- ‘Please For Fuck Me’ Flexi with Ploppy Pants Fanzine issue 12 is out now on Problem Records, please order directly from them http://x4298x.blogspot.com/ or Donkey Dan if you live in the U.S.A. I’m assuming the usual shops in Japan and La Vida Es Um Mus (UK) will also be selling copies. We are really pleased with the audio reproduction from these discs (we made a special recording and took care mastering the songs) however, as these flexis are new technology (yes I know they are as old as the hills, but Pirates Press have sort of re-invented them) they are not without problems (no pun intended) and the chances are if you have a cheap USB turntable your copy might skip or jump.  To compensate for this we are offering this release as a download, click on this link to get the songs for free http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8ZOHXRZE enjoy. 

Noise Punk 002

The Wankys- live Puntala LP test pressing arrived and it sounds great, I forgot what a fucking racket this recording was so I got quite a shock upon hearing it blasting through my stereo, very sick sounding stuff. I plan to upload this release for a free digital download so you can check it out before buying, I'd hazard a guess that the sound of this recording won't be very appealing to even the most hardened Wankys fan. It should be out in the next 2-4 weeks,  check your favourite distro in about a month or so for a copy. 

The Wankys bottle openers

The only punk rock merchandised you will ever need

Just one BEEEEAAAARRRRGGHH.

Available very soon.

TIA Greyhound and Lurcher Rescue benefit gig Sat 9/4/11

Lots of stuff happening with Noise Punk Records, one thing that I am really excited about it the possible re-release (on vinyl) of an obscure demo cassette by an obscure Japanese band, more on that later.

This Staurday 9^th April The Wankys will be playing in Nottingham with our Leicester friends Diet Pills (slow and HEAVY, think Electric Wizard with too much Lysergic Acid Diethylamide), Cry Havoc (heavy d-beat crust with wild guitar solos) and a bunch of other bands that I have never seen/heard. Nothing special about this you may ask well you are wrong; this is a benefit gig for the TIA Greyhound and Lurcher rescue. Our friend Sallie has had some dogs from there and this is her way of helping to support TIA. http://www.tiagreyhounds.org.uk/index.html

Please come and support this worthy cause and have some punk rock fun at the same time.